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Welcome to the

Garden

Presented by the

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Let's Grow TOGETHER

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Hey there! Can I ask you something?…

Have you ever found yourself somewhere you just don’t wanna be?

And the only thing you can think to ask yourself is…

"What am I doing HERE?!?"

I used to do it ALL the time

I still do it often

but it used to be REALLY bad

in fact

 nothing changed until I sat down to

RHYME

I’ll never forget that day…

I grabbed my loose-leaf pad, and a ball-point pen running low on ink.

I flicked on the florescent light.

And I crouched down onto the toilet.

 

The bathroom was no bigger than a jail cell.

The ceiling fan droned like a monotone math teacher.

The door was sealed air-tight.

 

And despite all this…

I’d NEVER felt more free

So Although Beginnings were HUMBLE...

I Wrote

And Wrote

And Wrote Some more

Until I Became the 

Kale Gawd

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So now

I guess all that’s left to ask is…

Are You Hungry?

Life's more fun with friends. let them know!

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🥬️😋 Stop Stalling; Eat Yo Veggies 😋🥬️

Life's more fun with friends. let them know!

🗣📣

🥬️😋 Stop Stalling; Eat Yo Veggies 😋🥬️