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Brag to your Friends about how You found this FIRST
Question for you…
Have you ever found yourself somewhere you just don’t wanna be?
Like AT ALL
And you’d rather be ANYWHERE else? (seriously…)
If you answered Yes, then let me ask you this:
How’d you deal with it?
For me, it all started on the Toilet 🚽
My family and I were getting ready to go somewhere that I had no interest in going.
I did need to poop, but I also wanted to stall.
Likely Inspired by some eclectic mix of Lil Wayne and Lupe, I sat down on the porcelain throne and began to write.
And although I flushed a lot of paper down into the septic tank that afternoon…
I did keep this one sheet of loose-leaf 👉👉
But I did keep this one sheet of loose-leaf ⬇️
I kept writing
Until
I Became the
Kale Gawd
⚠ Don't get lost! ⚠
🥬️😋 Stop Stalling; Eat Yo Veggies 😋🥬️
⚠ Don't get lost! ⚠
Stop Procrastinating and
Eat Your Veggies!
😋🥬️
